Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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