No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
did i just pee glitter
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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