did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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