Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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