That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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