wake up i wanna do it froggy style
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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