It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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