Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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