new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Oh god it's open bar.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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