don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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