If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
The uberlube is also flammable
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Randomize
