There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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