I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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