I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I believe in your delicious
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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