Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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