we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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