just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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