I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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