I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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