yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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