Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I intend to get homeless drunk
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Randomize
