We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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