guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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