I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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