Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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