so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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