Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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