Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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