tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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