I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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