Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
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