I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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