garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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