Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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