you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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