So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
North Korea, Best Korea!
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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