I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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