I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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