But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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