so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
high people should be assigned attendants
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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