Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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