Define "chronic" masturbator.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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