Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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