I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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