Please, let me fuck your mom
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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