Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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