I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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