Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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