I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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