just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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